Thursday The Thirteenth...

Week #11

13 Things My Mother Taught Me:

#1: ANTICIPATION::
"Just wait until we get home"

#2: IRONY::
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about"

#3: LOGIC::
"Because I said so! That's why"

#4: FORESIGHT::
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, just in case you're in an accident"

#5: WISDOM::
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand"

#6: APPRECIATION OF A JOB WELL DONE::
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside...I just got finished cleaning"

#7: STAMINA::
"You'll sit there until that plate is clean"

#8: WEATHER::
"This room looks like a storm hit it!"

#9: TIME TRAVEL::
"If you don't straigten up, I'm going to slap you into the middle of next week"

#10: RELIGION::
"You better pray that that comes out of my carpet"!

#11: OSMOSIS::
"Shut your mouth and eat your food"

#12: GENETICS::
"You're just like your Father"
#13: JUSTICE::
"One day you'll have kids and I hope that they are just like you"

I'm sure there are a million more of these "Mommilies" out there. These are just a few {and I mean a few} of the many mommilies that have helped me to be a productive, upstanding, adult citizen!

Help me out, PLEASE! Tell me about the Mommilies that you were raised hearing. Want to post a list of your own {I'll be sure to read that!}, here's where you can do that.

ENJOY!

P.S.:: Thanks Mom!!!

Here's some of your 'Mommilies'

Janet's mother used to say: "You have champagne taste and beer money"