17 February 2009

To Don't Tuesdays....

* {VERY} Late Entry...
{where can a gal get good tech support when she needs it?!}. So without further ado...

Don't be afraid to learn a new language...business language - that is. Pick up on the real meaning behind business buzzwords to get ahead {or to stay afloat}


The Buzzwords..............The Buzz


I'd like to build on your point....................I disagree, but you're the boss


We're launching another major initiative...Your life, for the next six months = nightmare


We need to think outside of the box........We're desperate


This is mission critical!..........................Your ass is on the line!


Due diligence!......................................I have a MBA!


CC me on everything..............................I don't trust you for a second


We have to change strategy.....................We don't have a damned clue


These are just a few buzzwords to get you started and keep you in the communication loop. So at least, if you don't know exactly what you're suppose to be doing, you'll know what they're saying about it!!!


2 comments:

T.Allen-Mercado said...

Aah yes, I am quite familiar with this lingo. And now happily, gainfully (and sanely) self-employed as a result.

My {S.T.U.F.F.} :: said...

Oh Yes,
the beautiful of self-employment.
The splendor of it all:-D